China Strong

Following approved article contains: Report on strength and might of China; Report on force and vigor of China; Report on how China will continue to ...

American Consumer Masses Agree: It Fish Time!

Following approved article contains: Report on big hot trend sweeping the palates of American consumers; Evidence of deliciousness and ease of consumption regarding all foodstuffs ...

Nothing At All Happens To 28 Tibetan Protesters, Their Families

YANTAI, CHINA—In a non-news event, which did not occur and therefore warrants no coverage, nothing happened to 28 Tibetan protesters and their screaming families ...

Potato-Faced Youngster Lauded For Memorizing Primitive 26-Character Alphabet

Following approved article contains: Confounding celebration of dim-witted child's miniscule achievement; Evidence of great failure that is the American education system, especially when compared ...