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In The Know: Coal Lobby Warns Wind Farms May Blow Earth Off Orbit
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Report: Economy Failing Because U.S. Built On Ancient Indian Burial Grounds
2:50
In The Know: Should The Nation's Unemployed Be Buying New Apple Computers?
3:04
In The Know: Is Pundit Duncan Birch A Worthless Idiot?
2:41
AA Destroying The Social Lives Of Thousands Of Once-Fun Americans
2:37
Has Obama Failed To Reduce Hostility Toward Obnoxious Americans Abroad?
1:51
In The Know: Are Tests Biased Against Students Who Don't Give A Shit?
2:09
Truck Accident That Killed Rafters in Canyon Sparks Truck-Canyon-Rafter Reform Debate
2:32
Do Glass Pipes, Incense Prove Teens Are Practicing Shamanism?
2:45
In The Know: Should More Americans Get In On The EZ-Go Juicer Craze?
2:09
How Will The End Of Print Journalism Affect Old Loons Who Hoard Newspapers?
2:09
Report: Baby Skull Jewelry May Be Linked To Violence
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