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The Onion Introduces: The Book Bjorn

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Shelby Cross Warns Women Self-Defense Classes "A Trap"

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Joad Cressbeckler Denies He Incited Mob To Drag Congressman Through Briar Patch

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Google Shuts Down Gmail For Two Hours To Show Its Immense Power

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Police: Kidnapped MoveOn.org Staffer's "Please Help" Emails Went Completely Ignored

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Joad Cressbeckler: Immigrants Who Survive Arizona Desert Deserve Citizenship

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In The Know Panel Analyzes Obama's Furious, Profanity-Filled Rant At Nation

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Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Euthanized

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Surgeon General: Smoking Fine As Long As You Only Do It When You Drink

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Video From Inside Congressional Hostage Situation

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Social Security Reform Bill Encourages Americans To Live Faster, Die Younger

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Should Adults Be Allowed To Bring Kids To R-Rated Movies Where We Masturbate?

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