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Obama Axes Pentagon Plan To Build Billion Dollar Tank In Shape Of Dragon
1:57
Mexico Builds Border Wall To Keep Out U.S. Assholes
1:36
Obama To Hold Job Performance Review With Every American Worker
2:05
U.S. To Trade Gold Reserves For Cash Through Cash4Gold.com
2:24
Obama Drastically Scales Back Goals For America After Visiting Denny's
2:46
Conservatives Warn Quick Sex Change Only Barrier Between Gays, Marriage
2:25
Nation's Girlfriends Unveil New Economic Plan: 'Let's Move In Together'
3:10
Police Slog Through 40,000 Insipid Party Pics To Find Cause Of Dorm Fire
2:39
Trekkies Bash New Star Trek Film As 'Fun, Watchable'
2:13
Ambassador Stages Coup At UN, Issues Long List of Non-Binding Resolutions
1:53
More American Workers Outsourcing Own Jobs Overseas
2:18
China Celebrates Its Status As World’s Number One Air Polluter
2:03
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