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Romney's Numbers Skyrocket After Prostitute Reveals She Paid Him To Sleep With Her
1:12
Are Wetland Preserves Simply Dead-Body Dumping Grounds?
2:19
Breaking Story So New Reporter Literally Has No Information
1:55
Reporter Goes Undercover In Chinatown By Wearing Silk Robe
2:17
Failed Musician Comes Crawling Back To Hometown
1:55
High Unemployment Rate Linked To One Man With 42,000 Jobs
1:18
Search Crews Continue To Look For Obviously Dead Hikers
2:05
Republicans Stalling Obama's Agenda By Speaking, Moving In Slow Motion
1:59
In Bipartisan Spirit, Obama Makes Deal To Get Kicked In Balls
2:31
Biden Unveils New Health Initiative To Make U.S. Women Hotter
1:10
Kanye West In Feud With Nation Of Syria
1:24
Four American Troops Tragically Killed Along With 23 Afghanis
2:29
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