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Study: Anxiety Resolved By Thinking About It Real Hard
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Sponsored Content Pretty Fucking Awesome
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Mentally Unstable Man To Exhibit 1 Or 2 More Warning Signs Before Finally Doing This
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Malicious Focus Group Convinces Marketers Cinnamon Mountain Dew Is The Next Big Thing
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Social Media Rock Star Makes $28,000 Per Year
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Government-Issued PSA Urging Teens To Fuck Their Brains Out
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Man Says 'Fuck It,' Eats Lunch At 10:58 A.M.
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There Are People In World Who Are Concerned About Current State Of Hip-Hop
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Cutest Guy In Whole Office Not Even Particularly Attractive
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Excited Man Only 2 Therapy Sessions Away From Resolving Issues
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Couple Making Out At Bus Stop Like It's Fucking Paris
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Report: Saxophone Still An Okay Vehicle For Self-Expression
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