Onion Special Report

Guy With 10,000 Tweets, 15 Followers About Ready To Hang It Up

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Area Woman Thinks All Of Her Friends Should Be Comedians

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Man With Strong Brand Loyalty Willing To Kill For Mazda

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Authorities On Alert As Hundreds Of Crazed Sociopaths Enter Congressional Chambers

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Video Of Man Weeping Becomes Viral Hit

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Company Immediately Calls Job Applicant Upon Seeing 'B.A. In Communications' On Résumé

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The Gunman Tragedy: A Recap Of The Onion’s Coverage

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Man Not Sure He’s Dynamic Enough To Work At Local Marketing Firm

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Netflix Sends Message To Check If Area Man Okay After Watching Entire Season Of ‘Sons Of Anarchy’ In Single Sitting

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Nostalgic Warden Has Seen 3 Generations Of Family Come Through Prison

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Bob Dylan Lays Off 2,000 Workers From Songwriting Factory

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Area Man Panics After Accidentally 'Liking' 381 Of His Ex-Girlfriend’s Facebook Photos

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