Onion Special Report

Area Man Panics After Accidentally 'Liking' 381 Of His Ex-Girlfriend’s Facebook Photos

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Man Didn't Expect Sex With Prostitute Would Be So Emotionally Fulfilling

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Devoted Abuser Stops By Girlfriend's Office To Deliver Surprise Threat

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'The State Of The Union Is Strong,' Says Man Responsible For Shielding Nation From Truth

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New Sony Nose Buds Allow Users To Blast Different Smells Into Nostrils

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PR Firm Advises U.S. To Cut Ties With Alabama

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Report: Peanut Butter Contains Traces Of Rat Feces But Life's Weird Like That Sometimes

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Smitten Man Can't Believe Woman He's On Date With Also Into The Beatles

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Department Of Interior Bilked Out Of $18 Million In Funding By Con Gopher

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And Nation Has To Go Through It All Again Tomorrow

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Frustrated Inner-City Students Running Out Of Ideas To Motivate Teachers

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Roommate Food Pyramid Updated To Include 4 Servings Of Someone Else's Grains, Cereals Per Day

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