Onion Special Report

And Nation Has To Go Through It All Again Tomorrow

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Frustrated Inner-City Students Running Out Of Ideas To Motivate Teachers

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Roommate Food Pyramid Updated To Include 4 Servings Of Someone Else's Grains, Cereals Per Day

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NASA Continues Search For Planet Capable Of Supporting NASA

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College Freshman's Roommate Has Had Excuse To Go Home Every Weekend Since August

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Osama Bin Laden Foundation Awards Fellowships To 20 Promising Young Terrorists

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Police Find Super-Sharp Buck Knife

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Investigation Finds Appalling Conditions In 'Cosmopolitan' Magazine Male-Pleasure Laboratory

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Man Has Alarming Level Of Pride In Institution That Left Him $50,000 In Debt, Inadequately Prepared For Job Market

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Mother Who Forgot To Pay 29-Year-Old Son's Phone Bill Reminded To Really Be Careful About That

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Fugitive Doctor Accuses Devlin MacGregor Of Fraud

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Rare Pornographic Movie Shot At Vatican For First Time Since 1982's 'Pope Fisters IV'

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