Onion Special Report

Congress Arrested On Manslaughter Charges

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Dept. Of Interior Releases New Stick

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VIDEO: High School For The Performing Arts Student Goes In Depth About Really Weird Peer Pressure

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New Al-Qaeda Recruit Sick Of Hearing Senior Terrorists Brag About 9/11 Attacks

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Poor Bastard Who Just Started Watching Lost In For World Of Disappointment

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John Travolta, Olivia Newton-John Christmas Album Plunges Nation Into Double-Dip Recession

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Mitt Romney Terrified What Will Happen If He Ever Stops Running For President

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Paramedics Rush To Revive God Following Latest Suicide Attempt

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Study: Human Imagination Capable Of Magnificent Things During Masturbation

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Guy On Intense Cell Phone Call Walking Up And Down Block For Past 45 Minutes

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Scientology Minister Accused Of Molesting Thetans

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Florida To Experiment With New 600-Lever Voting Machines

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