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Lance Armstrong's Publicity Team Playing Up The 1993 Norway Road Race Title He Still Has

3:10

Ichiro Suzuki Convinces Yankee Teammates That It's Good Luck To Lick His Elbow

2:50

Chicago Cubs Combine Seven Players To Form One Giant Player Called "Chicagazor"

2:48

London Authorities Cracking Down On Dangerous "Night Olympics"

3:04

Coach K Hires Coxswain To Keep USA Basketball Team Motivated And In Rhythm

2:59

God Tells IOC President To Build Ark, Gather 2 Olympians From Each Sport

2:49

Penn State Offers Victims The Chance To Vandalize Joe Paterno's Statue

2:48

Cubs Finally Remove Wrigley Field Ivy After Third Outfielder Hangs Himself On A Vine

2:34

Chris Bosh Proves Himself Not To Be An Ostrich By Winning Championship

3:04

Nike Releases New Olympic Track Suits Designed to Limit Penis Wind Resistance

3:02

Chris Bosh Struggling Through Belly Rub Addiction as Game 2 Nears

2:37

Insecure Miami Heat Can't Figure Out Who Garnett Called a "Sloppy-Chested Shit"

2:54