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O-SPAN Classic: CIA Accidentally Overthrows Costa Rica
1:57
Congress, 1924: Rep. Demands Horses Wear Dresses To Hide Foul Penises
2:11
Congressmen Submit Emergency 3 AM Bill Demanding IHOP Stay Open All Night
2:03
Live Feed: Obama Attends The White House Maintenance Staff Annual Dinner
2:39
DEA Official Announces Successful Drug Bust On Son's Room
1:56
Filming Of Congressional Reality Show Disrupts Committee Meeting
2:14
NASA Scientists Plan To Approach Girl By 2018
2:27
Rep. Seeks Retroactive Immunity For Anyone Who Hit On First Lady Last Night
1:38
Ford Unveils New Car For Cash-Strapped Buyers: The 1993 Taurus
1:36
BREAKING NEWS: BAT LOOSE IN CONGRESS
3:04
Congresswoman Says Botched Plastic Surgery Most Important Issue Facing U.S.
1:51
Congressman Demands To Know Who Left Fish Sandwich To Rot On House Floor
2:46
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