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Congress Debates Merits Of New Catchphrase
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White House Press Secretary Spins Wife’s Tragic Death As A Positive
Delicious Snacks Distract Congressmen From Horrors Of War
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Rep. Gary Nelson (R-CT) Introduces The Gary Nelson Personal Pay Raise Bill
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Proposed (Classified) Bill Will Defend Against Flesh-Eating (Classified)
National Lost And Found: Did You Lose A Flag Of The Marshall Islands?
Live From Congress: The Skull Fucking Bill Of 2007
Live From Congress: Rep. Hardy Calls For A Ladies' Night Out
U.S. Department Of Lost And Found: We Found Your Flip Flop