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HP Offers 'That Cloud Thing Everyone Is Talking About'
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New Apple Friend Bar Gives Customers Someone To Talk At About Mac Products
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New Google Phone Service Whispers Targeted Ads Directly Into Users' Ears
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Ultra-Realistic Modern Warfare Game Features Awaiting Orders, Repairing Trucks
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Google Opt Out Feature Lets Users Protect Privacy By Moving To Remote Village
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Hot New Video Game Consists Solely Of Shooting People Point-Blank In The Face
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Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work
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Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard
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