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War For The White House
After Obama Victory, Shrieking White-Hot Sphere Of Pure Rage Early GOP Front-Runner For 2016
Romney Wins, Obama Reelected, Supernova Destroys Earth All Possibilities In A Random Universe
How To Avoid Unbearable Facebook Bullshit On Election Day
Paul Ryan Spending Final Day Of Campaign Reminding Homeless People They Did This To Themselves
America's Roommates Launch 'One Vote Doesn't Matter' Campaign
Nation's Roommates Debut New TV Spot Insisting 'Elections Are Bullshit'
New High Tech Voting Machine Lets Voters Mutilate Candidate They Oppose
PREVIEW: Take An Exclusive Glimpse At The New Hyper-Violent Voting Booths
'Please Don't Let Me Die In Here' Begs Voter In Cutting Edge Debate Booth
Hot New App From The GOP Modernizes Minority Voter Suppression
ONN's Presidential Debate Gives Average Americans Totally Unsupervised Airtime
Romney's Terrifying Google Search History Leaked