War For The White House

Obama's Approval Rating Down After Photos Surface Of Him Eating Big Sandwich All Alone

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Report: Every Potential 2040 President Already Unelectable Due To Facebook

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Democrats: Obama Has Dicked Us Around For Four Years, Now It's Our Turn

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Romney To Travel Back In Time To Kill Liberal Versions Of Himself

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Romney, Santorum Supporters To Beat Living Shit Out Of Each Other At Montana Primary

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Romney Now Flaunting His Wealth To Impress Voters

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Heartbroken Santorum Condemns Gay Marriage For Two-Timing Jerks Like Nick

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NewsBlitz: Senate Session Interrupted By Wailing Of Ted Kennedy's Ghost

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Critics Slam Obama For "Just Standing There" During Photo Op

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Obama Replaces Costly High-Speed Rail Plan With High-Speed Bus Plan

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Biden Invites Nation's Women To Tax Code Discussion At Private Mountain Chalet

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Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are

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