A new study from the University of Pennsylvania concluded that sleep improves with age. What do you think?


“How about the time spent awake? At what point does that not suck shit?”

Tyler Sorum • Systems Analyst

“That’s convenient. Because I’ve got a jam-packed schedule till I’m 63.”

Andrea Gill • Box-Lining-Machine Feeder

“Wow, just like sex. That’s right, we’re all still having sex and it is very satisfying and there’s nothing you can do to stop us.”

Chuck Burston • Table Hand