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A Timeline Of Construction On The White House

George Washington laid the cornerstone of the White House 225 years ago this week, and the building has undergone almost constant change and renovation since then. Here’s a timeline showing how the White House was built.
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10 Over-The-Top Letters From The Alphabet

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Q: Yikes! Just letting it all hang out. Embarrassing.
B: Leaving absolutely nothing to the imagination, apparently. Not a good look.
E: Come on, now. Three horizontal lines? Overcompensating much?
C: Woah, woah, take it easy on that curve, fella.
L: Sheesh, somebody tell L that the ’80s are over.
y: Really thought you needed to continue that long line, huh? Give me a break.
m: Talk about ostentatious. Why not just add a third hump, Your Majesty?
K: This is fucking ridiculous.
F: Evidently F has no problem going out in public looking like a drag queen from Mars.
Z: You look weird. You know that, right? You’re a weird-looking letter. A freak, even. A fucking freak.

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