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Refs Let 49ers Put As Many Men On Field As They Want

SEATTLE—Sighing into the microphone as he stood at the 50-yard line of Centurylink Field, NFL referee Gene Steratore ruled during Sunday’s game that the San Francisco 49ers could put as many men on the field as they want.

Man With Strong Brand Loyalty Willing To Kill For Mazda

In a stern warning aimed at critics of Mazdas everywhere, area man Matthew Hunker, a longtime Mazda driver with two Mazdas in his garage at home, said Thursday his loyalty to the car manufacturer was so strong that he would be willing to kill in its name.

Stunned Adam Schefter Receives Ominous Tip From Future Self

BRISTOL, CT—Slowly returning to his desk shaken and confused, sources reported Wednesday that ESPN NFL Insider Adam Schefter was stunned to receive an ominous tip from his future self while walking through one of his office building’s hallways.

‘FanSided’ Ranks All 128 NFL Teams

NEW YORK—As part of its comprehensive professional football coverage in anticipation of the upcoming season, sports news site ‘FanSided’ published an article Tuesday ranking all 128 NFL teams.

Manager Can’t Remember Why He Came Out To Mound

HOUSTON—Visibly irritated with himself as he paced around the pitcher’s plate after calling for time during the fourth inning of their game against the Washington Nationals, Houston Astros manager A.J. Hinch could not remember why he came out to the mound in the first place, sources confirmed Thursday.
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10 Places You Have To See A Football Game Before You Die

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For pulse-pounding NFL action, there’s no better place to watch the big game than in the abandoned warehouse on South 48th Street! Come alone.
If you really want an up-close and personal view of the action, you can’t beat being exposed to football at an early age, developing the fundamentals of the game throughout high school, being recruited by a top-tier Division I university, being signed to an NFL contract, and watching the big game from the line of scrimmage.
Rick’s Living Room: He just got a new 60-inch Samsung HDTV and has Sunday Ticket, not to mention plenty of chips and pretzels. Remember to bring a six-pack of beer if you go.
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International Space Station: There’s nothing quite like the thrill of peering down at an Aaron Rodgers touchdown pass from 230 miles above the surface of the earth.
Gate B29, Denver International Airport: Tickets cost a pretty penny, but they’re worth it for the unparalleled atmosphere of a sold-out Thanksgiving weekend game at Gate B29.
India’s Taj Mahal ranks as one of the world’s most admired works of art and architecture, but you’ll need to bring your own television and cable box.
ESPN Gamecast: Every football fan needs to experience the breathtaking excitement of following their favorite team live on ESPN’s Gamecast, which brings you right inside the action with text updates, team stats, and a drive chart that refreshes every 10-15 seconds.
California: America’s 31st state boasts a spacious 163,000 square miles, a capacity of over 38 million, and is one of the most historical venues for football in the United States, having been founded in 1850.
The catwalk overlooking Cowboys Stadium is the perfect place to watch everything unfold.

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