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The Onion’s Fall TV Preview

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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

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10 Sexiest Photos Of Kates, Uptons

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Kate Feinstein: This is one scorching-hot photo of Kate
Mark Upton: Curves, class, and grace...this Upton’s got it all
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Upton: This super-hot guy hangs out near a corner where we work. People call him Upton. Or maybe they don’t. Hot pic, though.
Upton Sinclair: Bam! Talk about a hot Upton. This sexy pic of the The Jungle author is sizzlin’.
Katie Turner: Not quite a Kate, but no way in hell we’d kick this Katie out of bed! Would you?
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Upton, NY: Bet you won’t get this scorching photo of the Long Island community out of your head any time soon

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