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More White Americans Dying Than Being Born

According to the U.S. Census Bureau, for the first time in modern history, more white Americans are dying than being born, with whites predicted to fall below 50 percent of the population by 2043.

NSA: Surveillance Thwarted ‘Dozens’ Of Terrorist Acts

The NSA chief claimed that his agency’s phone and internet surveillance programs had stopped “dozens” of acts of terrorism, and the FBI director added that, had the programs been in place at the time, the government could have also preve...
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10 Sexiest Photos Of Kates, Uptons

Kate Feinstein: This is one scorching-hot photo of Kate
Mark Upton: Curves, class, and grace...this Upton’s got it all
Kate Tomilson: If you’ve ever seen a sexier photo of Kate Tomilson, send it to us NOW!!
Lloyd Upton Wallace: This Upton may be pushing 60, but God damn, he looks good
Kate Beckinsale: HOT!
Upton: This super-hot guy hangs out near a corner where we work. People call him Upton. Or maybe they don’t. Hot pic, though.
Upton Sinclair: Bam! Talk about a hot Upton. This sexy pic of the The Jungle author is sizzlin’.
Katie Turner: Not quite a Kate, but no way in hell we’d kick this Katie out of bed! Would you?
B.J. Upton: Oh. My. God.
Upton, NY: Bet you won’t get this scorching photo of the Long Island community out of your head any time soon
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