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Director Has Clear Vision Of How Studio Will Destroy Movie

LOS ANGELES—Saying he can already picture exactly what the finished cut will look like on the big screen, Hollywood film director Paul Stanton told reporters Wednesday he has a clear vision of how studio executives will totally destroy his upcoming movie.

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Hollywood Stars Overthrown In Bloody C-List Uprising

LOS ANGELES—Unleashing a brutal wave of violence and destruction that has upended the entire power structure of the entertainment industry overnight, the nation’s C-list celebrities have carried out a bloody coup to overthrow the hottest stars in Hollywood, sources reported Tuesday.
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10 Sexiest Photos Of Kates, Uptons

Kate Feinstein: This is one scorching-hot photo of Kate
Mark Upton: Curves, class, and grace...this Upton’s got it all
Kate Tomilson: If you’ve ever seen a sexier photo of Kate Tomilson, send it to us NOW!!
Lloyd Upton Wallace: This Upton may be pushing 60, but God damn, he looks good
Kate Beckinsale: HOT!
Upton: This super-hot guy hangs out near a corner where we work. People call him Upton. Or maybe they don’t. Hot pic, though.
Upton Sinclair: Bam! Talk about a hot Upton. This sexy pic of the The Jungle author is sizzlin’.
Katie Turner: Not quite a Kate, but no way in hell we’d kick this Katie out of bed! Would you?
B.J. Upton: Oh. My. God.
Upton, NY: Bet you won’t get this scorching photo of the Long Island community out of your head any time soon

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