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10 Things That Will Make You SUPER Nostalgic For The ’90s

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Rwandan genocide: OMG, this takes us WAY back. Way back to the ’90s, that is!
Oklahoma City bombing: This was SO ’90s!
Somali refugees: Hey, whatever happened to these guys? Totally ’90s.
Columbine shooting: Wow! Can you believe this was almost 14 years ago?!
World Trade Center bombing: Can you even picture 1993 without the truck bombing that left 6 dead and over 1,000 injured?
Jeffrey Dahmer: Jeffrey Dahmer WAS 1991.
Rodney King beatings: Flashback alert!
TWA Flight 800: YES! Remember this??
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Waco: God, weren’t the ’90s just the BEST?

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