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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy

DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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10 Things That Will Make You SUPER Nostalgic For The ’90s

Rwandan genocide: OMG, this takes us WAY back. Way back to the ’90s, that is!
Oklahoma City bombing: This was SO ’90s!
Somali refugees: Hey, whatever happened to these guys? Totally ’90s.
Columbine shooting: Wow! Can you believe this was almost 14 years ago?!
World Trade Center bombing: Can you even picture 1993 without the truck bombing that left 6 dead and over 1,000 injured?
Jeffrey Dahmer: Jeffrey Dahmer WAS 1991.
Rodney King beatings: Flashback alert!
TWA Flight 800: YES! Remember this??
Alan Alda: TV legend Alan Alda
Waco: God, weren’t the ’90s just the BEST?
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