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The Onion’s Fall TV Preview

Networks are just weeks away from debuting their Fall lineups, featuring both new shows and returning favorites. The Onion breaks down what to watch this Fall.

Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.
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10 Things You HAVE To Know Before ‘Arrested Development’ Returns

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The sun is hot
Pillows are bad to eat
Elijah Wood was in Flipper
Bubbles derive the entirety of their physical existence from the mathematical phenomenon of minimal surface. Bubbles typically assume a shape based on the least possible amount of surface area required containing a given volume. Bubbles are filled with air but can also contain other gases, such as carbon dioxide.
This color is red
The Thin White Duke was one of many personas adopted by David Bowie throughout his musical career, a bloodless, amoral entertainer most closely associated with Bowie’s 1976 release Station To Station
This person’s name is Ryan. Ryan is very hungry right now and would like to eat lunch.
In the English language, “facetious” and “abstemious” are the only words that contain all five vowels in their correct order
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