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Man Practices Haircut Request Before Heading To Barber

MINNEAPOLIS—Having scripted a set of lines he hoped to deliver with confidence and decisiveness, local 34-year-old Jason Clyne carefully rehearsed his haircut request several times Friday before heading to his local barbershop, sources confirmed.

Weddings vs. Eloping

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EPA Urges Flint Residents To Stop Dumping Tap Water Down Drain

FLINT, MI—Citing the significant health and safety risks that it poses to public infrastructure and the local ecosystem, the Environmental Protection Agency released a statement Thursday urging residents of Flint to discontinue dumping tap water down their drains.

New OSHA Regulations To Cut Down On Workplace Mutations

WASHINGTON—In an attempt to address the troubling number of genetic transformations occurring in workplaces across the nation, the United States Occupational Safety and Health Administration unveiled new regulations this week aimed at reducing on-the-job mutations, sources confirmed.

Brita Unveils New In-Throat Water Filters

OAKLAND, CA—Representatives from Brita, the nation’s bestselling brand of household water filtration products, held a press event Wednesday to unveil a new line of filters designed to be installed directly inside users’ throats.

Upcoming Changes To U.S. Currency

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10 Wyobraźni Co My Gwarantujemy Przyniesie Uśmiech na Twej Twarzy

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Ach, świeża miłość! Aż serce szybciej bije, no nie?
Bomba! Czasami skok do wody to najlepsze lekarstwo.
Przyroda! Nie ma nic lepszego.
Spędzanie czasu z Marty'em i Doc'em. Prawdziwa klasyka.
Negocjowanie sprawia nam przyjemność.
Kto nie uwielbia obfite danie z homarem? Czas na kolację!
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