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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.

A Timeline Of Abraham Lincoln’s Life

Every February, people across the the nation celebrate the legacy of Abraham Lincoln, widely considered to be one of America’s finest presidents. The Onion provides a timeline of the key moments in President Lincoln’s life:
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11 Surefire Signs

I think we all know what this means
No mistaking it with this one
The writing’s on the wall
Sometimes, you get lucky and just get a clear sign
Talk about a red flag!
Looks like you’re in luck!
No question about it
Yup
Don’t say no one warned you, because these are staring you right in the face
This is a clear-cut indicator
So is this
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