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Director Has Clear Vision Of How Studio Will Destroy Movie

LOS ANGELES—Saying he can already picture exactly what the finished cut will look like on the big screen, Hollywood film director Paul Stanton told reporters Wednesday he has a clear vision of how studio executives will totally destroy his upcoming movie.

Your Horoscopes — Week Of June 14, 2016

ARIES: Once the laughter dies down, the party favors are put away, and the monkeys led back inside their cages, you’ll finally be given a chance to explain your side of the story.

Hollywood Stars Overthrown In Bloody C-List Uprising

LOS ANGELES—Unleashing a brutal wave of violence and destruction that has upended the entire power structure of the entertainment industry overnight, the nation’s C-list celebrities have carried out a bloody coup to overthrow the hottest stars in Hollywood, sources reported Tuesday.
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2011's Biggest Names In Entertainment

Ryan Gosling: Hollywood actor whose mental image alone now provides roughly 60 percent of the groundwork for your girlfriend’s orgasms.
Adele: Adele's soulful, wrenching breakup record 21 lit up the charts this year. Her ex-boyfriend, a window refurbisher, is said to be releasing a response in the form of a soulful, wrenching window refurbishment in 2012.
Justin Bieber: The teen pop sensation refused to let a torrid pregnancy scandal muddy his up until now clean public persona by assuring his loyal base of young fans that he would “never raw dog stank pussy.”
Kim Kardashian: The American television personality and socialite married her loving fiancé of two-years, Kris Humphries in a private family ceremony. The two now live somewhere in Hartford, Connecticut and are reportedly expecting a child in July.
Kate Middleton: Commoner who married England’s Prince William in April, before quickly murdering the entire royal family and seizing the British crown.

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