adBlockCheck

Entertainment

How Movies Receive Their Ratings

Many Americans use the MPAA’s formalized rating system as a guide for which films to see. The Onion provides a step-by-step view into how these ratings are chosen:

‘Winnie-The-Pooh’ Turns 90

Winnie-The-Pooh, the A.A. Milne series featuring a stuffed bear and his toy animal friends, debuted 90 years ago this week. Here are some milestones from the franchise’s nearly century-long run:
End Of Section
  • More News

2011's Biggest Names In Entertainment

Ryan Gosling: Hollywood actor whose mental image alone now provides roughly 60 percent of the groundwork for your girlfriend’s orgasms.
Adele: Adele's soulful, wrenching breakup record 21 lit up the charts this year. Her ex-boyfriend, a window refurbisher, is said to be releasing a response in the form of a soulful, wrenching window refurbishment in 2012.
Justin Bieber: The teen pop sensation refused to let a torrid pregnancy scandal muddy his up until now clean public persona by assuring his loyal base of young fans that he would “never raw dog stank pussy.”
Kim Kardashian: The American television personality and socialite married her loving fiancé of two-years, Kris Humphries in a private family ceremony. The two now live somewhere in Hartford, Connecticut and are reportedly expecting a child in July.
Kate Middleton: Commoner who married England’s Prince William in April, before quickly murdering the entire royal family and seizing the British crown.

WATCH VIDEO FROM THE ONION

Sign up For The Onion's Newsletter

Give your spam filter something to do.

X Close