53 Worst Current Buffalo Bills Players

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Jumbotron Really Trying To Push New Third-Down Cheer On Fans

SAN DIEGO—Noting that the phrase had appeared in large blue letters during each of the team’s offensive drives, sources at Qualcomm Stadium confirmed Friday that the Jumbotron was trying really hard to push a new third-down cheer on San Diego Chargers fans.

Strongside/Weakside: Kris Bryant

By leading the Chicago Cubs in hits and home runs en route to their second straight playoff appearance, Kris Bryant has placed himself in the running for the National League MVP. Is he any good?

Rest Of Nation To Penn State: ‘Something Is Very Wrong With All Of You’

WASHINGTON—Stating they felt deeply unnerved by the community’s unwavering and impassioned defense of a football program and administration that enabled child sexual abuse over the course of several decades, the rest of the country informed Penn State University Friday that there is clearly something very wrong with all of them.

Strongside/Weakside: Lamar Jackson

After passing for eight touchdowns and rushing for another 10 in just the first three weeks of the season, Louisville Cardinals sophomore quarterback Lamar Jackson has quickly become the frontrunner to win the Heisman Trophy. Is he any good?

Strongside/Weakside: Carson Wentz

After being selected second overall in the 2016 NFL Draft, Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Carson Wentz opened the season with a nearly flawless performance in a victory over the Cleveland Browns. Is he any good?

Former WWE Wrestler Found Alive At 44

PHOENIX—In a revelation that has sent shockwaves through the wrestling world, sources confirmed that former WWE wrestler Freddy Hendricks, better known as his in-ring persona “Time Bomb,” was discovered alive Friday at the age of 44.

Strongside/Weakside: Dak Prescott

Having assumed the role after Tony Romo’s injury during the preseason, Dak Prescott is expected to open the NFL regular season as the first rookie quarterback to start for the Dallas Cowboys since 2004. Is he any good?

Study: 96% Of Pickup Games Decided By Next Score

PRINCETON, NJ—Noting that none of the game’s earlier events factored into the final outcome in any way whatsoever, a study released Wednesday by researchers at Princeton University revealed that 96 percent of all pickup games are decided by the next score.
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53 Worst Current Buffalo Bills Players

We can't decide if this guy sucks or blows
Poor Bills fans
You're going to need to shower after viewing this slideshow
Are your eyes burning, too?
Wait, now this guy is actually not very good either
Mere words can't describe how bad you are
Makes Lee Smith look like Scott Chandler
Come on
No idea who this guy is, but he looks like a dope
Fucking disgusting
He ought to be ashamed of himself
A Bill most foul
More like Doug Le-Worst-sky
How many more of these pieces of shit are left?
Complete embarrassment
Miserable excuse for a player
Perennial loser
Worst player you'll ever see
This sack of shit actually gets paid to play football
You'd never want this guy suiting up for your team
An affront to all football fans
Actually one of the better running backs in the NFL, but plays for the Bills, so fuck him
Better off with an open roster spot
Definitely should be cut
How is he in the NFL?
Waste of money
Really bringing the team down
Total burden on the roster
Has a pathetic 41.7 Onion Sports Career Player Rating
Fucking nobody
Another nobody
A bigger nobody
His family should be ashamed


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