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Wow! The intent of both authors was conveyed accurately. Autocorrect strikes again!
Man oh man. Talk about a perfectly communicated text message. WIN.
Hmm. Next time, this person should try disabling autocorrect if they want to write something incorrectly.
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No misunderstandings here! AUTOCORRECT WIN!

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