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Vol 49 Issue 23

Uncle vs. Uncle

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Couple Keeps Marriage Together For The Sake Of No One

Taylor Swift enters an alternate universe to date a body building George Harrison, a study finds that 83 percent of gamblers quit right before they would have hit the big one, and an Asian guy has a separate group of Asian friends.

U.S. Operating Massive Online Spying Program

The National Security Agency admitted to accessing the databases of many of the largest internet companies including Google, Facebook, Apple, and Skype, allowing the agency to mine the contents of emails, photos, videos, chats, and other online data.
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8 Photos Of You, The Reader

This is you.
You think you’re special? You think you matter? You’re fucking dirt and that’s all you’ll ever be.
“Oh, I’m just going to click through this slideshow like every other person because I do whatever I’m told and I can’t think for myself. Maybe I’ll follow all the other cows up this slaughterhouse ramp.” You fucking idiot.
This is what you are to us. Just a goddamn number to plug into a spreadsheet—nothing more, nothing less.
How does it feel to finally see yourself like everyone else sees you? Hideous, forsaken, and detested.
Here, again, is you. A big, stupid dummy being jerked around on strings by all those who seek to manipulate you, including us.
It’s very hard to see you in this photo. Why? Because in the grand of scheme of things, you are nothing but a tiny, pitiful, insignificant speck in the cosmos.
This is you, soon enough. No one will notice when you’re gone.
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