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Hollywood Stars Overthrown In Bloody C-List Uprising

LOS ANGELES—Unleashing a brutal wave of violence and destruction that has upended the entire power structure of the entertainment industry overnight, the nation’s C-list celebrities have carried out a bloody coup to overthrow the hottest stars in Hollywood, sources reported Tuesday.

Lost Jack London Manuscript, ‘The Doggy,’ Found

RYE, NY—Workers inventorying the estate of a recently deceased Westchester County art dealer earlier this month reportedly stumbled upon a draft of a previously unknown Jack London novel titled The Doggy, and the work is already being hailed by many within the literary world as a masterpiece.
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8 Photos Of You, The Reader

This is you.
You think you’re special? You think you matter? You’re fucking dirt and that’s all you’ll ever be.
“Oh, I’m just going to click through this slideshow like every other person because I do whatever I’m told and I can’t think for myself. Maybe I’ll follow all the other cows up this slaughterhouse ramp.” You fucking idiot.
This is what you are to us. Just a goddamn number to plug into a spreadsheet—nothing more, nothing less.
How does it feel to finally see yourself like everyone else sees you? Hideous, forsaken, and detested.
Here, again, is you. A big, stupid dummy being jerked around on strings by all those who seek to manipulate you, including us.
It’s very hard to see you in this photo. Why? Because in the grand of scheme of things, you are nothing but a tiny, pitiful, insignificant speck in the cosmos.
This is you, soon enough. No one will notice when you’re gone.

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