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Report: Sky Normal Today

WASHINGTON—Informing citizens there really wasn’t anything special going on up there, the nation’s scientists confirmed the sky is normal today.

What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.
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Actors Attached To The Project Over The Years

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Vivien Leigh, 1941
Bing Crosby, 1942
Lassie, 1964
George C. Scott, 1969
David Niven, 1973
Mickey Rourke, 1985
Rodney Dangerfield, 1987
Hugh Grant, 2000
Queen Latifah, 2004
Cedric the Entertainer, 2006
Jessica Alba, 2008
Mickey Rourke, 2010

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