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Ugh, This A Place Where Bartenders Wear Bow Tie

PITTSBURGH—Saying they should have known from the moment they walked in the unmarked speakeasy entrance and spotted the extensive wood paneling, customers confirmed Friday that, ugh, this is one of those places where the bartenders all wear bow ties.

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New Strain Of Jet Lag Devastates Airline Industry
133 Dead As Delta Cancels Flight In Midair
FAA To Require Longer Fuses on Commercial Planes
Frequent Flyer Knows Out-Of-The-Way Airport Bar That's Never Crowded
Terrorist Extremely Annoyed By Delayed Flight
TWA Flight 800 Rebuilt, Ready To Return To Air
Airport Security Pig Finds Concealed Truffles
Baggage-Handling Mix-Up Sends Dirty Bomb To St. Louis
ValuJet Cleared To Resume Flights To Ocean Floor
NASA Chief Under Fire For Personal Shuttle Use

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