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The Pros And Cons Of Taking A Gap Year

Malia Obama will wait a year between graduating high school and attending Harvard in 2017, in what is becoming a rising trend among American students. Here are the pros and cons of taking a gap year:

God Loses Pouch Filled With Crystals That Give Him Powers

THE HEAVENS—Grumbling to Himself as He frantically retraced His steps across the Heavens, God Almighty, He Who Commanded Light to Shine out of Darkness, admitted to reporters Monday that He had somehow managed to lose the pouch containing the enchanted crystals that give Him His powers.

Man Practices Haircut Request Before Heading To Barber

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Weddings vs. Eloping

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EPA Urges Flint Residents To Stop Dumping Tap Water Down Drain

FLINT, MI—Citing the significant health and safety risks that it poses to public infrastructure and the local ecosystem, the Environmental Protection Agency released a statement Thursday urging residents of Flint to discontinue dumping tap water down their drains.

New OSHA Regulations To Cut Down On Workplace Mutations

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Brita Unveils New In-Throat Water Filters

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Hot Boys We Liked In 2012

Mike: Mike has been hot every year since 2009, and guess what? Mike’s still hot.
Max: Pretty much the hottest boy in school except Joey.
Joey: Hot, like so hot he’s hotter than Max, even.
Connor: Ohmygod.
Matthew: LOL!!! Omg so mean, he can’t help it.
Jake: Now that Jake is on the baseball team he is pretty hot.
Unknown: That boy we saw at the mall who was so hot.
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Davie: Davie Trahan is so freaking hot, so it’s easy to forget he shit himself in Mr. Gove’s gym class back in second grade.
Albert: But he’s already dating Alessandra so keep this to yourself.
Ethan: Who is that again? Oh yeah, he’s cute.
Andrew: God, he’s such a dick, but he is just so hot.

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