Hot Boys We Liked In 2012

Top Headlines

Recent News

Deadline For Prior User To Remove Clothes From Dryer Extended 5 Minutes

JOHNSON CITY, TN—Upon finding the machine in her apartment building’s laundry room completely untouched since she last stopped by, exasperated local woman Sandra Hermus reportedly mounted all her magnanimity Monday and extended the deadline for the previous user to remove their clothing from the dryer by five minutes.

Man Races Against Time To Take Out Trash Bag With Widening Puncture

RIO RANCHO, NM—His pace steadily quickening as he rounded the corner out of his kitchen and made a beeline for the front door, local man Henry Parnasse reportedly found himself locked in a race against time Wednesday morning to take out a trash bag with a widening hole in its side.

Tips For Traveling With Young Children

Family vacations can be a time for bonding and building lasting memories, but when young children are involved, trips can also be stressful to plan and execute. Here are The Onion’s tips for traveling with kids
End Of Section
  • More News
TV Listings
Just Like Everything Else!: Fox 8 p.m. EDT/7 p.m. ABC Pete's wife is still on him about building that darn shed, these kids are going to be the death of Sheila and Dave, and the hot next-door neighbor is up in EVERYBODY'S business! Sunday nights on ABC couldn't be any more familiar!

Special Coverage

Food

Sleep

Hot Boys We Liked In 2012

Mike: Mike has been hot every year since 2009, and guess what? Mike’s still hot.
Max: Pretty much the hottest boy in school except Joey.
Joey: Hot, like so hot he’s hotter than Max, even.
Connor: Ohmygod.
Matthew: LOL!!! Omg so mean, he can’t help it.
Jake: Now that Jake is on the baseball team he is pretty hot.
Unknown: That boy we saw at the mall who was so hot.
Fox News Anchor Bret Baier
Davie: Davie Trahan is so freaking hot, so it’s easy to forget he shit himself in Mr. Gove’s gym class back in second grade.
Albert: But he’s already dating Alessandra so keep this to yourself.
Ethan: Who is that again? Oh yeah, he’s cute.
Andrew: God, he’s such a dick, but he is just so hot.