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Vol 43 Issue 09

NFL Combine Highlights

With the NFL draft combine in the books, Onion Sports takes a closer look at some of the more notable performances:

Cheney Nearly Bombed

At least nine people have died in a suicide bombing at a U.S. base in Afghanistan during Vice President Dick Cheney's stay. What do you think?
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Federal Court Orders Cosmopolitan To Reveal Beauty Secrets
Federal Judge Rules Parker Brothers Holds Monopoly Monopoly
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Judge Hatchett Ruling Overturned By Judge Joe Brown
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Supreme Court Overturns Car
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