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Vol 49 Issue 04

North Korea To Test New Nuclear Weapon

In response to recently imposed U.N. sanctions, North Korea vowed to conduct its third test of a nuclear weapon, warning of confrontation with its proclaimed “arch-enemy” the United States.

Study Exposes Risks Of Conducting Research While Driving

NASA continues its search for a planet capable of supporting NASA, Prince Harry announces that he killed some Taliban-looking people during his tour of duty, and a copy of 'The Scarlet Letter'' can't believe the notes a high schooler is writing in its mar...
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Look at this little guy!
Where you going with that big ol' assault weapon, little buddy?
Um, sorry, but it's pretty adorbs how he thinks he's a big grown-up!
Three letters: O-M-G. Okay, a few more: SOOOOOO CUTE!
Okay, I officially want a child soldier now. Please let me keep him.
"I'm a big, mean soldier!" <3 <3 <3 <3
Hmm, this one is actually kind of hard to look at. Because it's so cute.
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