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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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SLIDESHOW: 8 INSANELY CUTE Child Soldiers

AWWWWWWWWWW!
Look at this little guy!
Where you going with that big ol' assault weapon, little buddy?
Um, sorry, but it's pretty adorbs how he thinks he's a big grown-up!
Three letters: O-M-G. Okay, a few more: SOOOOOO CUTE!
Okay, I officially want a child soldier now. Please let me keep him.
"I'm a big, mean soldier!" <3 <3 <3 <3
Hmm, this one is actually kind of hard to look at. Because it's so cute.
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