SLIDESHOW: 8 INSANELY CUTE Child Soldiers

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North Korea To Test New Nuclear Weapon

In response to recently imposed U.N. sanctions, North Korea vowed to conduct its third test of a nuclear weapon, warning of confrontation with its proclaimed “arch-enemy” the United States.

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SLIDESHOW: 8 INSANELY CUTE Child Soldiers

AWWWWWWWWWW!
Look at this little guy!
Where you going with that big ol' assault weapon, little buddy?
Um, sorry, but it's pretty adorbs how he thinks he's a big grown-up!
Three letters: O-M-G. Okay, a few more: SOOOOOO CUTE!
Okay, I officially want a child soldier now. Please let me keep him.
"I'm a big, mean soldier!" <3 <3 <3 <3
Hmm, this one is actually kind of hard to look at. Because it's so cute.
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