The 6 Best Dresses At The Golden Globes

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The 6 Best Dresses At The Golden Globes

'Game Change' star Julianne Moore wowed in her elegant black and white ensemble that proved to be the perfect blend of modern and avant-garde.
Blonde and beautiful Claire Danes' red Versace perfectly showed off her winning figure just weeks after giving birth to her son. Simply stunning!
Presenter Jessica Alba steamed up the red carpet in this coral-hued, mermaid-style Oscar de la Renta gown. And check out that stunning diamond necklace and glamorous feathered clutch!
'Lincoln' star Sally Field proved that veteran actresses still know a thing or two about fashion, as the 66-year-old turned more than her share of heads in this sleek cap-sleeve Alberta Ferretti.
Yow! Red carpet mainstay Angelina Jolie impressed as usual with an open-back, high-slit Vera Wang original that didn't leave much to the imagination. Brad's a lucky man!
Touchdown! 'Silver Linings Playbook' leading lady Jennifer Lawrence wasn't afraid to show off her curves in this stunning Marc Jacobs strapless.
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