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Strongside/Weakside: Jurgen Klinsmann

Despite leading the U.S. men’s national team through the so-called “Group of Death” in the 2014 World Cup, Jurgen Klinsmann has come under heavy criticism this week after his side finished fourth in the 2015 Gold Cup. Is he any good?

How Apple Plans To Rebound From Apple Watch Flop

With sales of the Apple Watch reportedly down 90 percent since its initial release, Apple is suffering in the wearables market and faces a lack of enthusiasm about its latest product. Here are some ways Apple can improve the watch and prevent the company from falling into a slump:
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  • Father Apologizes For Taking Out Anger On Wrong Son

    ELIZABETH, NJ—Moments after losing his composure with an unwarranted emotional outburst, local father David Kessler reportedly apologized to his son Christopher Thursday for erroneously taking out his anger on him and not his older brother Peter.

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Deadline For Prior User To Remove Clothes From Dryer Extended 5 Minutes

JOHNSON CITY, TN—Upon finding the machine in her apartment building’s laundry room completely untouched since she last stopped by, exasperated local woman Sandra Hermus reportedly mounted all her magnanimity Monday and extended the deadline for the previous user to remove their clothing from the dryer by five minutes.

The Bush Administration

Bush: 'Our Long National Nightmare Of Peace And Prosperity Is Finally Over'
'80s Retro Craze Sweeps Executive Branch
Bush Finds Error In Fermilab Calculations
Bush Earmarks 1.5 Billion Gold Stars For Education
Bush Begins Hunger Strike To Protest Human-Rights Abuses In Nepal
Bush Begins Hunger Strike To Protest Human-Rights Abuses In Nepal
Bush Offers Taxpayers Another $300 If We Go To War
Bush Visits U.S.S. Truman For Dramatic Veterans'-Benefits-Cutting Ceremony
U.S. Government To Discontinue Long-Term, Low-Yield Investment In Nation's Youth
Bush To Make Up Missed National Guard Service This Weekend
Cheney Wows Sept. 11 Commission By Drinking Glass Of Water While Bush Speaks
Bush Finally Gets Oval Office Just The Way He Wants It
Bush Finally Gets Oval Office Just The Way He Wants It
Documents Reveal Gaps In Bush's Service As President
Bush Arrives At Debate Wearing Flight Suit