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With titles such as ‘FIFA 17’ and ’NBA 2K17’ expected to be popular gifts this holiday season, Onion Sports looks back on some of the best sports video games of all time.

Can Trump Follow Through On His Campaign Promises?

President-elect Donald Trump made a variety of lofty promises during his campaign as part of a pledge to “make America great again.” The Onion looks at several of these promises and evaluates whether Trump will be willing or able to follow through on them.

Being A Mom Was The Best Four Years Of My Life!

As I get older, I find myself reflecting on my life more often and marveling at what an amazing journey it’s been. I’ve made tons of great friends, been to magnificent places all over the world, and learned so many important things about myself along the way. But if I’m being honest, there’s one period of my life that stands out from all the rest: those four incredible years when I was a mom.
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The Bush Administration

Bush: 'Our Long National Nightmare Of Peace And Prosperity Is Finally Over'
'80s Retro Craze Sweeps Executive Branch
Bush Finds Error In Fermilab Calculations
Bush Earmarks 1.5 Billion Gold Stars For Education
Bush Begins Hunger Strike To Protest Human-Rights Abuses In Nepal
Bush Begins Hunger Strike To Protest Human-Rights Abuses In Nepal
Bush Offers Taxpayers Another $300 If We Go To War
Bush Visits U.S.S. Truman For Dramatic Veterans'-Benefits-Cutting Ceremony
U.S. Government To Discontinue Long-Term, Low-Yield Investment In Nation's Youth
Bush To Make Up Missed National Guard Service This Weekend
Cheney Wows Sept. 11 Commission By Drinking Glass Of Water While Bush Speaks
Bush Finally Gets Oval Office Just The Way He Wants It
Bush Finally Gets Oval Office Just The Way He Wants It
Documents Reveal Gaps In Bush's Service As President
Bush Arrives At Debate Wearing Flight Suit

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