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The Onion Honors Roe v. Wade's 40th Anniversary With List Of Top 10 Abortions Of All Time

Carla Miller, 22 || Date of Abortion: March 9, 1986 || Location of Abortion: Davenport, Iowa
Barb Hutchins, 42 || Date of Abortion: August 11, 2009 || Location of Abortion: Cleveland, Ohio
Abbie Miller, 13 || Date of Abortion: June 22, 1990 || Location of Abortion: Davenport, Iowa
Carla Miller, 23 || Date of Abortion: October 15, 1986 || Location of Abortion: Davenport, Iowa
Constance Holgrave, 28 || Date of Abortion: June 30, 1873 || Location of Abortion: Ipswich, Massachusetts
Amy Robinson, 17 || Date of Abortion: May 2, 2006 || Location of Abortion: Atlanta, Georgia
Nancy Reagan, 61 || Date of Abortion: July 6, 1982 || Location of Abortion: Washington, D.C.
Sandy, 7 || Date of Abortion: May 2, 1993 || Location of Abortion: Houston, Texas
Maria Christina, Duchess of Teschen, 22 || Date of Abortion: January 5, 1764 || Location of Abortion: Vienna, Austria
Carla Miller, 24 || Date of Abortion: July 8, 1987 || Location of Abortion: Davenport, Iowa
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