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Frenzied Trump Supporters Admit They’d Be Just As Happy Tearing Him To Pieces

‘We’re Just Mad And Want To Destroy Something,’ Say Candidate’s Backers

WASHINGTON—Saying they simply needed something to direct their anger toward, the nation’s frenzied Donald Trump supporters admitted Thursday that, if circumstances were different, they would be just as happy tearing the Republican frontrunner to pieces.
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The War On Terror

U.S. Vows To Defeat Whoever It Is We’re At War With
Privileged Children Of Millionaires Square Off On World Stage
Starving, Bandaged Bin Laden Offers U.S. One Last Chance To Surrender
Entrepreneur Stuck With 40,000 Unsold Bin Laden Urinal Cakes
Life Jackets Issued To All Americans For Some Reason
Life Jackets Issued To All Americans For Some Reason
Body Of Missing Mad Magazine Reporter Found In Blecchistan
Second Birthday In A Row Ruined By Terrorism
Report: Al-Qaeda Allegedly Engaging In Telemarketing
Kevin Bacon Linked To Al-Qaeda
Bill Of Rights Pared Down To A Manageable Six
Report: Al-Qaeda May Be Developing ‘Dirty Soldier’
Orange Alert Sirens To Blow 24 Hours A Day In Major Cities
Orange Alert Sirens To Blow 24 Hours A Day In Major Cities
Department Of Homeland Security Deputizes Real Mean Dog
Relations Break Down Between U.S. And Them
Flash-Animated Osama Bin Laden Captured
Report: 9/11 Commission Could Have Been Prevented
Report: 9/11 Commission Could Have Been Prevented
Organizers Fear Terrorist Attacks On Upcoming Al-Qaeda Convention
Organizers Fear Terrorist Attacks On Upcoming Al-Qaeda Convention