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With titles such as ‘FIFA 17’ and ’NBA 2K17’ expected to be popular gifts this holiday season, Onion Sports looks back on some of the best sports video games of all time.

Can Trump Follow Through On His Campaign Promises?

President-elect Donald Trump made a variety of lofty promises during his campaign as part of a pledge to “make America great again.” The Onion looks at several of these promises and evaluates whether Trump will be willing or able to follow through on them.

Being A Mom Was The Best Four Years Of My Life!

As I get older, I find myself reflecting on my life more often and marveling at what an amazing journey it’s been. I’ve made tons of great friends, been to magnificent places all over the world, and learned so many important things about myself along the way. But if I’m being honest, there’s one period of my life that stands out from all the rest: those four incredible years when I was a mom.
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Top 10 Best Cities To Move To Today

Blarnard, ND: With the newly built Mayor Anthony Crawford Convention Center drawing top annual shareholder meetings from such companies as Dixon-Doyle, Grayson Injection, and Manx Tech, outsiders are finally starting to discover all that beautiful Blarnard has to offer.
Clara Vista, CA: Safe, affordable, and within easy commuting distance of the greater Duncan-Rio Rodrigo metro area, Clara Vista has become one of the hottest small towns in the country.
San Barquito, Chile: “The Emerald of the South Pacific,” this picturesque Chilean town offers gorgeous seaside views, delicious Ignacian cuisine, and the biggest party in the world at the annual Ardillas Locas festival.
Groverton, PA: No longer known only as the site of the tragic Groverton Riots of 1965, Grovertonians have put their town’s tumultuous past behind them, remaking the city into a destination eco-hub, home to the solar-powered DORB mass transit system and the nation’s first fully green firehouse!
Wixon, CO: With five major colleges within a 10-mile radius—Kellen College, JCU, Millin Tech, Stretford A&M, and Wellton—the city is abuzz with thousands of young people. And you can’t go wrong with the delectable Mountain Top Fries at world-famous Findley’s Grill in downtown Wixon!
Jenkley City, WA: Renowned for years as “America’s Enchanted Gateway,” Jenkley City is also famous for its red-hot indie music scene, having spawned such influential bands as the Jack Remys, Feint Trade, Session, Forty Forty, and Addison Prime.
Frutters, TX: Frutters has grown into an international transportation hub, with the major James Monroe International Airport bringing residents from all over the world. The inspiring Frutters skyline features the famous Pleck Building, one of the tallest in the United States.
Kadilkyja, Finland: Despite being nearly wiped off the map in the Ice Wars, the city of Kadilkyja has rebounded handily, and was famously once home to an expatriate community of writers including poet John Santora, novelist Willa Haughney, and playwright David Michael Pague.
Elma, NH: Perhaps most famous as the setting for the hit 1992 Ed Harris–Jeanne Tripplehorn romantic comedy Fool’s Paradise, Elma still attracts visitors for its cobblestone streets, quaint shops, and spectacular fall foliage.
Flemengarr, Lorvenshenia: The capital of Lorvenshenia, Flemengarr is world-famous for its Fashion Week, drawing top designers from around the world. With its pristine beaches, Flemengarr is also one of the most popular summer spots in the world, and is just a stone’s throw from nearby major cities Myria, Hilch, and Güffendeir.

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