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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Top 9 Black Plague FAILS

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Better come quick, Doc, these sick people are REALLY burning up!
GROSS! Another dead guy! FAIL!
Don’t worry, guys. God can cure the bubonic plague….NOT! EPIC FAIL!
I’m not so sure I’d be dancing if I was dead. LOL. FAIL.
Well, at least they put all these dead guys together! FAIL.
These guys have boils ALL OVER their body! SMH
HELP HELP! I’m being burned because I got the black death! FAIL!
More disease ROFL.
Aww what’s the matter? Are you horsies starting to get sick too? EPIC FAIL!

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