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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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Top 9 Black Plague FAILS

Better come quick, Doc, these sick people are REALLY burning up!
GROSS! Another dead guy! FAIL!
Don’t worry, guys. God can cure the bubonic plague….NOT! EPIC FAIL!
I’m not so sure I’d be dancing if I was dead. LOL. FAIL.
Well, at least they put all these dead guys together! FAIL.
These guys have boils ALL OVER their body! SMH
HELP HELP! I’m being burned because I got the black death! FAIL!
More disease ROFL.
Aww what’s the matter? Are you horsies starting to get sick too? EPIC FAIL!
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