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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy

DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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Top 9 Black Plague FAILS

Better come quick, Doc, these sick people are REALLY burning up!
GROSS! Another dead guy! FAIL!
Don’t worry, guys. God can cure the bubonic plague….NOT! EPIC FAIL!
I’m not so sure I’d be dancing if I was dead. LOL. FAIL.
Well, at least they put all these dead guys together! FAIL.
These guys have boils ALL OVER their body! SMH
HELP HELP! I’m being burned because I got the black death! FAIL!
More disease ROFL.
Aww what’s the matter? Are you horsies starting to get sick too? EPIC FAIL!
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