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How Movies Receive Their Ratings

Many Americans use the MPAA’s formalized rating system as a guide for which films to see. The Onion provides a step-by-step view into how these ratings are chosen:

‘Winnie-The-Pooh’ Turns 90

Winnie-The-Pooh, the A.A. Milne series featuring a stuffed bear and his toy animal friends, debuted 90 years ago this week. Here are some milestones from the franchise’s nearly century-long run:
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Top Quotes Of '2012'

President Thomas Wilson: “I'll be the last president of the United States of America. Do you know how that feels, son?”
Charlie Frost: “I’m watching the earth crumble before my eyes.”
Jackson Curtis: “The critics said I was a naïve and unabashed optimist, but what do they know, right?”
Laura Wilson: “All those people we left behind, they don’t stand a chance, do they?”
Carl Anheuser: “Our mission is to ensure the continuity of our species.”
Tony Delgatto: “I was too late.”
President Thomas Wilson: “Today we are one family stepping into the darkness together.”
Dr. Adrian Helmsley: “The moment we stop fighting for each other, that’s the moment we lose our humanity.”
Jackson Curtis: “We’re gonna all stay together no matter what happens.”
Lilly Curtis: “No more pull-ups.”

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