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Hollywood Stars Overthrown In Bloody C-List Uprising

LOS ANGELES—Unleashing a brutal wave of violence and destruction that has upended the entire power structure of the entertainment industry overnight, the nation’s C-list celebrities have carried out a bloody coup to overthrow the hottest stars in Hollywood, sources reported Tuesday.

Lost Jack London Manuscript, ‘The Doggy,’ Found

RYE, NY—Workers inventorying the estate of a recently deceased Westchester County art dealer earlier this month reportedly stumbled upon a draft of a previously unknown Jack London novel titled The Doggy, and the work is already being hailed by many within the literary world as a masterpiece.
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Top Quotes Of '2012'

President Thomas Wilson: “I'll be the last president of the United States of America. Do you know how that feels, son?”
Charlie Frost: “I’m watching the earth crumble before my eyes.”
Jackson Curtis: “The critics said I was a naïve and unabashed optimist, but what do they know, right?”
Laura Wilson: “All those people we left behind, they don’t stand a chance, do they?”
Carl Anheuser: “Our mission is to ensure the continuity of our species.”
Tony Delgatto: “I was too late.”
President Thomas Wilson: “Today we are one family stepping into the darkness together.”
Dr. Adrian Helmsley: “The moment we stop fighting for each other, that’s the moment we lose our humanity.”
Jackson Curtis: “We’re gonna all stay together no matter what happens.”
Lilly Curtis: “No more pull-ups.”

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