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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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U.S. Foreign Relations

Relations Break Down Between U.S. And Them
U.S. Launches AIDS-Awareness Campaign In Botswana: 'You All Have AIDS,' Says U.S.
U.S. Ambassador to Bulungi Suspected of Making the Country Up
Secretary Of State Makes Diplomatic Visit To Totally Fucked-Up Country
$18 Payment To Sponsored Child Withheld To Teach Child A Lesson
U.S. 'Sends Message' to Iraq With Massive Display of Beefcake
Gatorade Pledges $240 Million In Thirst Aid To Underquenched Nations
Humanitarian Aid Check Blown Before It Arrives
Poverty-Stricken Africans Receive Desperately Needed Bibles
U.S. To Give Every Iraqi $3,544.91, Let Free-Market Capitalism Do The Rest

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