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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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War In Iraq

Military Promises 'Huge Numbers' For Gulf War II: The Vengeance
Bush Bravely Leads 3rd Infantry Into Battle
Rumsfeld Makes Surprise Visit To Wife's Vagina
U.S. To Send 30,000 Mall Security Guards To Iraq
Christmas Brought To Iraq By Force
Bush Elected President of Iraq
Iraqi Constitution Ratified, Burned
U.S. Troops Draw Up Own Exit Strategy

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