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Vol 43 Issue 05

KFC Purges Trans Fats

Fried-chicken chain KFC announced that they would change their cooking process to reduce trans-fats. What do you think?

Nuclear Plants Left Vulnerable

Federal regulators rejected nuclear policy group requests to increase security at California nuclear power plants, protecting them from aerial...
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First Place Cops Looked Was Inside AT-AT
Stoner Architect Drafts All-Foyer Mansion
Study: High Times Not A Gateway Magazine To Harder Readings
Everyone Involved In Pizza's Preparation, Delivery, Purchase Extremely High
DEA Seizes Half-Built Suspension Bridge From Bogotá To Miami
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Drug Paraphernalia Visible In Photo Of Missing Cat
Drugs Now Legal If User Is Employed
Bush Vows To Wipe Out Prescription-Drug Addiction Among Seniors
Huge Quantities Of Primo Shit Incinerated By Feds
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