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Top Prospects Of The 2017 NBA Draft

  • Lonzo Ball

    Landing with his hometown Lakers would make it easier for his father to explain attending every game

  • Markelle Fultz

    Possesses the combination of court vision and unintrusive parents teams want in a modern point guard

  • Malik Monk

    Silenced critics when he offered to take a pay cut to leave Kentucky for the NBA

  • Frank Ntilikina

    The 18-year-old point guard for the French team Strasbourg IG impressed the Knicks with his descriptions of a professional basketball organization

  • Josh Jackson

    NBA teams are confident Jackson has fully distanced himself from those in his life he might violently threaten

  • Harry Giles

    The Duke forward’s impressive 87-inch wingspan expands to 98 inches when threatened by apex predators

  • Dennis Smith

    Scouts love his upside, though they’re not so crazy about his downside

  • Terrance Ferguson

    After spending a season in Australia, he’ll need to kick his habit of performing windmill dunks in a counterclockwise motion

  • Jayson Tatum

    This kid seems like he could be pretty good, but who really knows with this kind of stuff

  • De’Aaron Fox

    At 170 pounds, the 19-year-old is the only person in Kentucky who needs to put on more weight

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