Nephew Surprised By How Much Bigger Aunt Has Gotten Since Last Year

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Nephew Surprised By How Much Bigger Aunt Has Gotten Since Last Year

NEW ULM, MN—Admitting that he could hardly even recognize her, local 12-year-old Ethan Harrelson was reportedly surprised Monday by how much bigger his aunt Judy Stohl had gotten since the previous year. “Oh, my, look at you—you were just about half this size when I last saw you. What’s Uncle Peter feeding you over there?” said a visibly amazed Harrelson, adding that he could barely wrap his arms around his 56-year-old aunt to give her a hug. “Wow, looks like your old clothes are barely fitting you. At this rate, you’ll probably be as big as Grandpa the next time I see you!” At press time, Harrelson could be overheard marveling at how it looked like Stohl even had a bit of a mustache coming in.