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Tips For Writing A Research Paper

Students at every level of the education system are required to write the occasional research paper, and some might wonder where to begin. The Onion provides some tips for writing a stellar paper:

The Pros And Cons Of For-Profit Colleges

With studies showing that for-profit college degrees create more debt and no more added value for students, many are questioning the merits of these institutions. Here are the pros and cons of for-profit colleges

The Pros And Cons Of Taking A Gap Year

Malia Obama will wait a year between graduating high school and attending Harvard in 2017, in what is becoming a rising trend among American students. Here are the pros and cons of taking a gap year:

The Pros And Cons Of Attending College

A four-year degree can open doors to a bright future, though many people don’t think it will benefit their career path. Here are some pros and cons of attending college.

5 Months Of College Research Outweighed By Weekend Visiting Friend At Penn State

HAGERSTOWN, MD—Noting that the large public university had suddenly emerged as the high school student’s top choice for the fall, sources confirmed Wednesday that a single weekend spent with a friend who attends Penn State completely superseded all of graduating senior Tyler Pince’s college research over the past five months.

SAT Prep Tips

The first SAT test of the new school year takes place November 7, and students’ scores will determine which colleges will take their applications seriously. Here are some tips for acing the SAT and getting into the college of your dreams
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How DeVos Plans To Change The Department Of Education

Betsy DeVos was confirmed by a 51-50 Senate vote Tuesday to run the Department of Education. Here’s how President Trump’s controversial cabinet pick plans to change the nation’s education policy:

  • Relax unrealistically strict standards for secretary of education

  • Modify Title IX to allow invisible hand of the market to sort out any student rape cases that may arise

  • Identify at-risk students and do nothing whatsoever

  • Ensure that all students, regardless of background, receive the opportunity to bask in the shining light of Christ

  • Let low-income parents choose which one of their children gets to go to school

  • Create emergency vocational program for cabinet members who lack proficiency and are way out of their depth

  • Place power for establishing gym class floor hockey rules back in states’ hands where it belongs

  • Require free- and reduced-lunch recipients to prostrate themselves before the principal at mealtimes

  • Steer tax dollars away from failing, fundamentally defective public school students

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