Man Nearly Loses Arms After Injecting Them To Look Like The Hulk

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Man Nearly Loses Arms After Injecting Them To Look Like The Hulk

In an effort to make his body resemble the Incredible Hulk, a 25-year-old bodybuilder from Brazil reportedly injected his arms with a solution of oil and alcohol to grow his biceps, which solidified into “rocks” and nearly required amputation. What do you think?

  • “What an idiot. Everyone knows that you have to blast yourself with gamma radiation to become the Hulk.”

    Andy Chapman
  • “He should have spoken to a qualified physician about safe, responsible ways to look like a mutant.”

    Jen Curtis
    Makeup Consultant
  • “Well, did he look like the Hulk or not?”

    Connor Bush
    Software Engineer
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