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Tech Industry Employees Drinking Liquid Meals To Work Longer Hours

According to a report in The New York Times, coders, engineers, and other tech industry employees who work long hours are opting to replace meals with liquid food products to avoid wasting time eating on the job. What do you think?

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  • “Smart move by these employees to harness the dynamic productivity techniques long used by the comatose.”

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