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College Student Arrested For Spitting, Spraying Windex In Roommates’ Food

A college student at the University of South Carolina was arrested after roommates set up a secret camera in their common space that recorded her spitting and spraying Windex into their food. What do you think?

  • “Trying to date or poison a roommate are two of the biggest mistakes you make.”

    Jeff Matthews
    Systems Analyst
  • “At least she wasn’t eating their food.”

    Warren Bogan
    Panel Moderator
  • “Good luck trying to find a new roommate this late in the school year. Morons.”

    Charles Howell
    Buffet Organizer
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