Tourists Break 18th-Century Hercules Statue Trying To Snap Selfie

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Tourists Break 18th-Century Hercules Statue Trying To Snap Selfie

Two tourists visiting the Loggia dei Militi palace in Cremona, Italy reportedly tried to take a selfie with an 18th-century marble statue depicting two figures of Hercules by climbing on it, causing a large marble crown at its top to fall off and shatter. What do you think?

  • “It was probably about time to get a new statue anyway.”

    Carlos Loewen
    Office Chair Repairer
  • “Hey, if the site didn’t place at least two signs on every single thing a tourist could possibly touch, this is on them.”

    Katy Hart
    Snack Food Tester
  • “It’s fine. They should be able to Photoshop it back together.”

    Anthony Williams
    Suitcase Packer
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