McDonald’s Axes 7 Sandwiches In ‘Menu Simplification’

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McDonald’s Axes 7 Sandwiches In ‘Menu Simplification’

McDonald’s has announced it will undergo “menu simplification” by dropping seven sandwiches, as well as honey mustard and chipotle barbecue snack wraps, from its menu in an effort to speed up service and streamline ordering. What do you think?

  • “The snack wrap black market is about to explode.”

    Wilson Ashford
    Spool Unwinder
  • “Now they can devote their attention to getting the other 120 items on the menu just right.”

    Kylie Farias
    Instructional Coordinator
  • “They will not be forgotten.”

    Albert Henderson
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