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Study: Funny Men Better In Bed

According to a new study, funny men are more likely to give women orgasms and have partners who want to have sex more often. What do you think?

  • “Aw, man. All I have is a chiseled jaw, athletic physique, and boundless wealth.”

    Cory Hooper
    Financial Consultant
  • “So, the same guys who mistakenly think they’re funny will now mistakenly think they’re good in bed?”

    Kara Hurley
    Capture Manager
  • “So that’s why my girlfriend was moaning Bob Newhart’s name in bed last night.”

    Michael Eubanks
    Turnstile Operator
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