Report: George W. Bush Offered To Officiate Gay Wedding In 2013

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Study: Skipping Meals May Lead To Belly Fat

Contradicting the belief that skipping meals can lead to a slimmer waist, a new study has found that opting out of meals may actually lead to more belly fat because it confuses the body’s metabolic processes and leads it to produce extra glucose that is stored as fat. What do you think?

Starbucks Partners With Spotify To ‘Make The Barista The DJ’

Starbucks announced that it has made a special partnership with Spotify that gives Spotify subscriptions to all baristas around the country so they can curate the playlists that play in local stores, explaining, “We’re making the barista the DJ.” What do you think?

Los Angeles Approves $15 Minimum Wage

The Los Angeles City Council has voted to raise the minimum wage to $15 per hour by 2020, making it the biggest city in the nation to do so in an effort to improve the lives of the poorest Americans. What do you think?

Report: Cannes Bans Women Not Wearing High Heels

According to reports from some publications covering the Cannes Film Festival, a number of women who were wearing flats instead of high heels were turned away from the red carpet for a high-profile screening unless they changed shoes, and actor Josh Brolin allegedly responded that he would walk the red carpet in high heels to protest the policy. What do you think?
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Scientists Posit Theoretical ‘Productive Weekend’

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  • Night Out Consecrated With Opening Exchange Of High-Fives

    CHARLOTTE, NC—Kicking off the evening with their customary expression of excitement and camaraderie, a group of friends reportedly consecrated their night out on the town Friday with a ceremonial opening exchange of high-fives.

Report: George W. Bush Offered To Officiate Gay Wedding In 2013

A recent article in the Boston Globe on Jeb Bush’s new cottage in Maine revealed that his brother George W. Bush offered to officiate the wedding of two lesbian friends in 2013 but had to back out because of a scheduling conflict. What do you think?

  • “Look who’s trying to worm his way back onto the right side of history.”

    Kathy Matson
    Systems Analyst
  • “Who wouldn’t want to have their wedding officiated by the man who helped set back their special day by a decade?”

    Elia Rush
    Pushpin Collector
  • “Another potential victory for marriage equality lost to a double-booking.”

    Tom Dunmire
    Duvet Cleaner
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