Report: Millennials Leaving Christian Faith In Droves

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Report: Millennials Leaving Christian Faith In Droves

According to a new report by the Pew Research Center, the population of Americans who identify as Christian has dropped significantly over the past eight years, in part because one-third of millennials now say they are unaffiliated with any faith. What do you think?

  • “I thought I felt the forces of darkness growing stronger lately.”

    Darryl Seiber
    SAT Proctor
  • “Yeah, but as soon as the church is obscure and hip again they’ll come rushing back.”

    Eva Steward
    Soup Ladler
  • “More God for me!”

    Thomas Ordonez
    Ball Pit Supervisor
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