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Taylor Swift Now Dating Watertown Boat

BOSTON—Following a string of highly publicized breakups, sources confirmed today that singer-songwriter Taylor Swift is now dating the 22-foot Watertown, MA Sea Hawk pleasure cruiser in which alleged Boston Marathon bomber Dzhokar Tsarnaev sought sh...

Taylor Swift Now Dating James Holmes

CENTENNIAL, CO—Following her split this week with One Direction singer Harry Styles, sources confirmed today that Taylor Swift has moved on and is now dating mass murder suspect James Holmes.

Taylor Swift Now Dating Suri Cruise

NEW YORK—Following her recent string of high-profile relationships, including a romance earlier this week with Garfield cartoonist Jim Davis, singer-songwriter Taylor Swift is now dating Suri Cruise, sources confirmed today.
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What To Expect From Taylor Swift’s Upcoming Album

Taylor Swift will release her first album in over two years on November 10, and the album’s first two singles have already prompted intense speculation. Here’s what to expect from Reputation.

  • A raw, honest collaboration with Drake about the benefits of Apple Music

  • Full-fledged attack on Mrs. Rosen, an English teacher that once gave Swift a B on an essay

  • A few solid tips for relieving swollen feet and ankles

  • An undeniably catchy song that will be disliked by millions of liars

  • Heart-wrenching ballad about a mysterious brown delivery truck that leaves just as fast as it came

  • Drums

  • A triumphant ode to feminism and female friendship as a brand strategy

  • At least three songs recorded in front of a live audience at Folsom State Prison

  • Bonus harmonies available exclusively at Target

  • 12-15 pretty okay tracks that will each become one of the most successful songs of all time

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